It isn't as though I know much about Hanukkah, but I'm pretty sure cervix's don't figure in there anywhere. And if I was Jewish, and my husband took the advice and scheduled my pap as a Hanukkah gift? I'd be pretty damned creeped out. Neither my Menorah, nor anything else has EVER been lit up by a pelvic exam. And "Schmear"? Really? Dude. My vagina is not a bagel. I feel ridiculous for needing to point this out.
Let's not go in this direction:
Halloween PSA's for penile cancer? "Happy Halloweenie!"
Halloween PSA's for penile cancer? "Happy Halloweenie!"
Valentine's Day for STD's? "Give roses, not the clap!"
Groundhog Day for Prostate checks? "Bend over and let's see if that little sum-bitch pokes his head out!"
So. In closing. Please, go get a pap smear. Just remember it's a shitty Hanukkah gift.
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Not sure I will be able to sleep normally after the image of cream cheese and cervix blended in my brain.EWWW!
P.S. In case you were wondering Chlamydia is not a flower.
I guess I SHOULD'VE mentioned that one of my goals with this blog is to scar people emotionally for life. Oops.
P.S.- I knew Jerry was lying!! Damn Chlamydia!! :-P
I can just see it now .... "C'mere, baby. Let me stick this in there and light that puppy up." Oh, yeah. That's not a match and that's not a menorah.
I didn't even watch the video but the picture out of the blue of the cervix was enough for me. Some things I just don't want a picture of but love your blog!!
OMG. You've just given my husband a tagline for sex. :-P
LMAO!
LOL, Sorry!! Cervix's tend to be kinda sneaky that way . . . Just watch CBS for the commercial. They have one for Christmas too, but for some reason the Haunakkah one strikes me as so funny!
Cervixes...or is it Cervices??..scare me!! Although if you put some eyes and a funky nose on it, it might look like Peppa Pig from Nick JR... :D
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