2. Go across state lines to purchase cigarettes in order to avoid higher in-state cigarette taxes.
3. Place the several loose packs in plastic bag, on the floor of the car.
4. Go to Walmart. Decide to empty car of trash in the parking lot trash can.
5. Return home. Look for cigarettes. Ask husband what he did with them.
6. Oh shit.
7. Jump into car, drive like a madwoman to rescue the $50 worth of smokes you threw away in Walmart's trash.
8. Formulate an explanation you may have to give to the Walmart Lady who looks like this:
(Back me up Leavenworth peoples. You know our Walmart greeter is an older version of this)
9. Drive into parking lot, trying to remember where you parked.
10. Look around, hoping that no see's you picking through the trash.
11. Briefly wish you had dressed more like a homeless person in order to fit the scene.
12. Take home retrieved cigarettes, smoke them like the moron you are.
10. Look around, hoping that no see's you picking through the trash.
11. Briefly wish you had dressed more like a homeless person in order to fit the scene.
12. Take home retrieved cigarettes, smoke them like the moron you are.
3 Comments:
You missed the obvious sign from "Life" there. Quit smoking. "Life" tried. It did. You weren't paying attention. In case you missed it "losing the cigarettes was a HINT!!!!!"
But I love you anyway.
Okay if you don't realize that's a sign to quit smoking I don't know what was. That is hysterical!!
I won't lecture you about this being a "sign" to stop smoking. You are old enough to make your own choices, besides I need people like you for job security. :)
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